It Rains in Southern California

Granted, I'm not out of work, I'm not out of my head, I'm not out of self-respect nor out of bread. But it pours. Man it pours.

(Note: No, concerned emailers, this message is not a cryptic call for help. I really am in Southern California, where it is raining. Rain in Southern California is great, but not when you're visiting from Seattle in January. Expect wet Disneyland stories later this week. Hoo boy.)