Me: "That's it, Max! I asked you not to throw the wash cloth, and you kept throwing it, so now I'm taking it away!"
Max: "I didn't throw the wash cloth. My body did!"
Me: "Well you need to learn to control your body better."
Max [angrily]: "I don't want you to take the wash cloth! Give it to me!"
Me: "I didn't take the wash cloth. My body did."
Max [without missing a beat]: "You need to control your body."