Wherein I write stuff once or twice a month.
don't tell me what I'll be happy to note or not. I'll decide that on my own, with a big honking bag of Lay's extra trans fat potato chips
you know what i like? i like to soak white bread in butter, fry it, then dip it in frothily whipped egg yolks, fry it again, dip it in batter, roll it in cap'n crunch, and then deep-fat fry it.